Asking stupid questions and expecting a real response. I was giving directions to a patient on the phone on how to get to our office, she asked me very seriously, "are those directions by car?" Umm.. no they were for if you were coming by billy goat! Seriously, what other directions would I have been giving her that would include her having to turn on certain streets? We get questions like this every day. It really makes me wonder how these people can be living and surviving on their own.
The No-Fail Way to Make Me Roll My Eyes